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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Damselle in Distress, Part 20: Evil for Evil's Sake


“And so, Rider, that is when we arrived at the doorstep of the gingerbread cottage,” Reietta finished as she beckoned Damselle, Biddy and Ixby back through the Woods the way they had rushed before.

“Yes, and it is most clear that Peter Grimm is in the same dire situation that both you and I were in not so long ago,” Damselle said. “He wandered off just as we did, Biddy.”

“Wait just a goblin-kissin’ minute,” Biddy growled. “I ain’t ‘ardly never been touched by no spell since I been wearin’ this cursed cloak. What ‘bout that spell got through and made me follow that woman like a lost pup, eh?”

The question was obviously directed at Reietta, but the fairy merely shook her beautiful head and said, “It is strong and dark magic and that is all that I can tell.”

Ixby shivered.

The unlikely lot walked and flew through the trees in silence, the daylight breaking through the trees and sprinkling the ground with shimmering dots of sun. Damselle found that it was never bright in the Woods, thick as it was with so many branches. Finally, the group stumbled back upon the camp they had abandoned. Nothing remained, of course, of the warm cooking fires they had built, though the logs they’d rolled out for sitting remained and so too did their belongings, Damselle saw with great relief.

She scurried over to their bag of dwindling fruit and bread. Then she checked to see that the Jabberwocky head was still in its place by poking it with a stick, although the strong stench rising from the bag would have been enough to tell her it remained.

Biddy trudged back to her log and sat, staring at the dirt and twirling Bellerophon, the spear she’d received from the fairies, in her hands. The weapon wasn’t long, but it ended in a wicked-looking, curved blade with a lead tip.

“Bloody magic,” she said. “What good is it anyway?”

“It can be used for much good!” Ixby squealed. The tiny creature was covered in ash and looked pitifully exhausted, but he shook his finger at Biddy anyway.

“What I do not understand,” said Damselle, “is why we were lured out to our assumed dooms. There had to be a reason, and perhaps understanding it will help us to find Peter Grimm.”

Reietta cleared her throat, a sound like a bird’s chirp, and said, “Reason may have had nothing to do with it. True evil has little motivation other than simply to be evil.”

Ixby shivered again and Damselle stood and took an angry kick at a rock, which sent it flying into the distance. Frustrated and worried, she paced around the nearest fire pit. Evil for evil’s sake was a horrifying thought, but there seemed something more to this magical attack. She felt they were the target of someone’s intentions, and she was not sure if that made her feel better or worse.

“It just does not fit,” she said. “One moment I was eating my dinner and the next I was alone in the woods feeling foggy and confused, and I’ll wager Biddy and Peter would say the same if they’d been able to break through their spells as I had.”

“Don’t go braggin’, Girl. Last thing we need’s a big ‘ead on your shoulders like’s on the Woodsie-man’s,” Biddy said, though she guffawed as she said it.

“I only meant,” said Damselle, her cheeks reddening, “that it seems too…well-planned…to be, ah, random.”

“I agree,” Reietta chimed as she sat herself upon a notch in a log. “Both of you humans were lead to a cottage gated from the rest of the Woods.”

“I’ll bet the Woodsman is in a cottage, too!” Ixby said. Then he covered his eyes and said, “Oh no! Suppose there is another Mae?”

“Or suppose there is another Kai?” Damselle said with a shudder. “Oh, Biddy! He was just as awful as Mae, but his eyes danced with flames and he pretended to be a child acting on behalf of his…his…”

Comprehension and memory bloomed within her like a flower in springtime.

“His what, Miss?” Ixby asked.

“Devil, most likely,” said Biddy.

Damselle had been too confused and frightened at the first cottage and she had been fighting to free Biddy at the second. She wanted to kick herself for only just now connecting the dots!

I know the Woods better. Mother said to come get her,” she breathed.

“What did you say, Miss?”

“Poetry! Bah!” Biddy growled.

But Reietta glowed with excitement. “Yes, you are right!” she said. “And Mae said you thought you were worthy to meet her Mother, but she said ‘our’ mother!”

“Yes, because she called Kai her brother,” Damselle said.

“Alright, one of you pretties tell me what’s goin’ on now, will you? Case you forgot, I been stuck in a ruddy lookin’ glass!”

Biddy threw back the hood of her cloak, presumably to concentrate. Her nearly-hairless head and white-blue eyes still made Damselle squirm.

“Kai called himself ‘The First of Three’ and had a tiny lion stitched upon his collar just like the goat embroidered upon Mae’s lapel,” Damselle said, avoiding eye contact with the Rider. She wished the woman would keep her hood up! “If Mae was the second, then we must assume whoever holds Peter is the third. They are some part of three, controlled by one entity. One woman.”

“But what woman would want to hurt us?” Ixby asked.

The question hung on the air, caught upon the slight breeze that kept blowing Damselle’s hair across her face.

“I cannot think it of Fairy Alyas,” Damselle said finally. “She is a dark fairy, true, but from what I have heard she would not miss the chance to receive gifts from ‘lesser’ beings. Dead, we could not bring her a tale, a veil, and a scale.”

“Sounds like we got one option left then, eh?” Biddy said. She fished an apple out of the bag and crunched into it while Ixby, Damselle, and Reietta watched her expectantly. “I reckon we got no choice but to go after that fog-brained fool of a man and find what woman done set us up when we get there,” she said spraying apple juice as she spoke. “An’ I only say it ‘cause the bloody man is our guide and knows ‘is way ‘bout this wretched forest, or else I’d say leave ‘em!”

Damselle half smiled, but kept her thoughts to herself. Reietta said, “Hmm” and pursed her lips.

“Alright,” Damselle said. “To the west, then. Reietta and Ixby can scout ahead for cottages and picket fences.”

Once the foursome had loaded their weapons, food and monster heads upon their persons, they started off towards the west. Ixby had seen Peter head that way in his entranced state, so they traveled that way for some time without any event.

Damselle listened hard as she could for any sign of danger. She had long since shed the old armor she’d worn to save Biddy, but her body felt heavy and sluggish with exhaustion. It had been quite some time since any of them had slept.

And I thought my life was distressing before I entered the Woods, she thought grimly.

Danger had been imminent while she had lived within her village, but within the Enchanted Woods it lurked behind every tree. It sought her, sure, but she sought it out now, too. It scared her badly, but what almost eclipsed that fear was guilt. Wasn’t it her fault Peter Grimm and Biddy had been taken? And Biddy was on a mission of her own, but Peter traveled only to help them.

Someone caught her arm and she jerked back to the present, to where her nose was nearly pressed against the bark of a tree.

“We’re takin’ a rest,” Biddy said. “You’re fallin’ asleep walkin’ and if poor Icksy flew any slower ‘e’d be an ugly ornament for the trees.”

“But Peter…”

“Will not be saved by anyone who can’t keep her eyes open,” Reietta finished. She did not look tired, but Damselle wasn’t sure about the sleeping patterns of fairies.

Reluctantly, she settled down against a tree. And, though worry plagued her every thought, she fell quickly into a sleep in which Sir Leal rode a Jabberwocky intent on catching a wolf made entirely of gingerbread while she watched the entire thing with a scratchy beard on her chin.

Damselle slowly became aware of the forest sounds once more and opened her eyes. She felt somewhat better, if not well-rested. Evening was nearing and the air was growing cooler. The trickling of water caught her ear and she realized how much she longed for a cold drink. The others had settled down and were still resting among the trees, so she grabbed a canteen from her bags and followed the sound and scent of water to what she hoped was a small stream.

She was, of course, wrong.

A white marble fountain stood among the trees as if it were as natural as anything in the Woods. A pattern of ivy and foreign letters were etched upon the stone and pristine water ran from the smallest, fourth tier to the third and downward until it pooled at the bottom basin.

The brightest, most beautiful flowers Damselle had ever seen grew at the base of the fountain where the water overflowed and sprinkled the ground with sparkling drops. The entire scene was one of serenity and she made her way to the fountain, where a rabbit and her two babies merely watched her from the other side.

Damselle peeked at her reflection in the water, cringed, and plunged her canteen straight through the reflection’s nose. The water began filling her canteen with a glug! and had filled half full when Damselle heard the snapping of twigs not far off. Quickly, she capped her canister and hurried back to camp. Once there, she saw Biddy fastening the hood of her cloak and Ixby and Reietta hovering nearby.

“Oh, Miss Damselle, I do wish you would stop disappearing like that!” Ixby squealed when he saw her.

“Yeah, what ‘e said,” Biddy said roughly.

Damselle apologized and uncapped her canteen. She took a drink of the water, which tasted perfectly pure and if it had just a hint of some sweetness to it, and she gasped.

Bubbles filled her, tingles raced along her arms and legs. She felt as if she were going to explode, but in the most wonderful way possible. She felt happiness and fulfillment racing through her, and she felt like she could do anything in the entire world.

She could do anything in the entire world!

She became aware of a small hand upon her nose.

“Damselle?” Reietta said.

“This…this water,” said Damselle, “is wonderful!” And she twirled on her tip-toes.

Ixby, Biddy and Reietta exchanged looks, but Damselle ignored them.

“I feel like I could take on the Jabberwock all by myself! Like I could climb that tree without any trouble! I feel full of life and energy and almost…childish!”

She giggled and clapped her hand over her mouth. She was acting childish, but she no longer felt weary or downcast. She felt blissfully free!

Biddy eyed the canteen dubiously and muttered something under her breath. Reietta, however, perched herself on Damselle’s hand, dipped her fingers into the canteen and then let a few drops fall into her mouth.

“Oh!” the blue fairy said. “Worry not, Rider. It is not dangerous. It is water from one of the Springs of Youth.”

“I wasn’t worried,” Biddy mumbled.

Damselle giggled again, though she tried to stifle it when the other three looked her way.

“It was a fountain,” she said. “Not a spring.”

“Youth’s waters will take on various forms,” Reietta said dismissively. “It will wear off eventually. However, I think it would be good for us all to sample a small amount to rid us of our weariness. Youth will take away most any ailment. A handful of the water will do. Do not take so much as Damselle did.”

Reietta herself took a bit more of the water from the bottle and Ixby, too, sampled some, after which his large eyes bulged and he did several airborne somersaults.

“Little Biddy have some water!” Damselle offered in a sing-song voice as she danced towards the Rider in a thoroughly ridiculous way.

“Get that away from me,” Biddy growled. “Away with you, you silly girl!”

“But Biddy, it will make you feel refreshed and renewed!” Damselle said. She pushed the canteen towards the woman who was still resisting.

“Biddy, do not fear it! Embrace it!” she laughed, and she shoved the canteen at the Rider. Biddy jerked away so hard and fast that she knocked the water from Damselle’s hands. The thing went flying towards Biddy, where it sloshed onto her cloak (and dried immediately) and plopped upon her uncovered hands.

The woman howled an incredible, terrifying cry. Damselle snatched up the canister of water and saw as she did so burning, hissing red welts on Biddy’s skin where the water had fallen. She capped the canteen and knelt by Biddy, who was blowing on the white fingers of one hand and the wrinkled palm of the other.

“Biddy, what…”

“Quiet,” Biddy said through clenched teeth.

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t know, I…”

“O’course you din’t. Now quiet.”

The woman simply sat still, inhaling and exhaling and cooling the burns that should not have come from water, even the water of Youth.

Ixby flew to her shoulder and perched upon it, while Reietta adjusted the feathery belt around her waist and went to the Rider’s hands.

After two flashes of blue light and several moments, Biddy rose and said, “Done’s done. Now you know. Let’s go find our Woodsie-man.” and she slung the Jabberwocky head over her shoulder, hefted Bellerophon and trudged off.

“Did you help her?” Damselle asked Reietta.

“I helped take the burning away,” she said.

“What happened?”

“It was very unusual, but she is a very unusual person. I do not think she knows and I am not sure I would venture a guess.”

The fairy unconsciously fiddled with the feathers coiled around her waist again. Ixby stared at his own hands, as if waiting for them to begin burning, and then he zoomed off after Biddy.

“Alright, let us go,” Damselle said glumly as she walked begrudgingly onward. Her euphoric feelings of moments before had completely evaporated. “I have a bit of water for Peter Grimm if we ever manage to find him and if he doesn’t completely melt when I offer it to him.”

"I think the Woodsman will be able to drink what the Rider could not," Reietta said as she flew along beside Damselle. "If we find him in good enough health to continue this journey at all, that is."

"I intend on finding that Woodsman and rescuing him if it is the last thing I do," Damselle said irritably.

"It very well may be," said Reietta.

"Fine! But I will rescue he who helps me!"

"Then 'ere's your chance, Missy," Biddy said, appearing from in front of them. "'Cause Icksy said 'e saw a bee-oo-tiful cottage and picket fence straight ahead. Oh, and it's bein' guarded by three Bears."

© Kiley M. Kellermeyer

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Coming Soon...

New job + new apartment in the works = not enough time to follow our unlucky heroine through the Woods. I promise a new "Damselle" soon!

Very soon! Until then, I've posted a new poll to the right.

~Kiley

Friday, May 29, 2009

Damselle in Distress, Part 19: Inner Reflections


Damselle stared at the mirror.

"Have you found her?" Ixby said as he flew to her side. "I've found something, too...oh dear! Is that the Rider, Miss?"

But Damselle wasn't listening. A man had strode into the reflection, though he was not as solid as Biddy. A translucent Peter Grimm smiled broadly at Biddy as he set down a hefty wood ax and and settled next to her. He pinched her cheek and tucked a bit of her hair behind her ear, and suddenly Damselle felt embarrassed, as if she shouldn't be watching.

Peter, however, motioned for someone else to join the little party and Damselle felt woozy as she watched a translucent version of herself run towards the pair. The Mirror Damselle, she noticed, seemed much prettier than she herself felt. She wore a gown of pale green satin and her hair didn't seem bushy at all. Mirror Damselle waved and sat with Peter and Biddy, talking and laughing contentedly.

"We should move away from this mirror, Miss," said Ixby. "Mirrors are among the more powerful magical items. That's what Miss Reietta said after we left the Netherrealm."

But she couldn't leave. Not when this was so clearly the key to Biddy's location. Not when soon after, mirror versions of Ixby and Reietta, too, had fluttered to their party with nuts and berries. Not when, even though Damselle could not hear it, this scene within the mirror was so clearly one of serenity and happiness. Damselle placed her hand upon the cold surface of the glass and said again, "Biddy?" and her fingertips slipped through the glass.

"I see you have found my little secret."

Ixby darted into Damselle's hair and she turned to see a tall woman smiling at her. Brown hair was cut off at her chin and she wore a plain grey dress covered by a baking apron. A small black goat was sewn into the neckline of her dress. Her eyes were grey as well, but her lips were full and her cheeks were pink.

"Who are you?" Damselle asked, to which the woman replied simply, "I am Mae."

"This mirror is your...secret?" Damselle said, turning to look upon the scene again. Reietta was followed by a trail of silvery light and Ixby had nestled himself into the crook of a tree. "What is so special about it? What is it that it shows?"

"What is it?" Mae said. "It is what you want, my dear. Those are your dreams, your desires, your wishes. And how easily attainable I make them. Just one step."

She smiled again.

"Horns," Ixby said with a shudder. "She has..."

"The Ixby could gaze into my mirror and see his greatest wish," Mae said, fixing her gaze on the little creature perched on Damselle's shoulder. "You, my girl, could gaze into it and see, as well. My mirror tells you true."

Again Damselle stared back into the mirror. And then she touched the cool glass and her hand passed through.

"Find happiness this way. It is far easier than the foolish quest you are on."

Damselle reached towards the serene scene before her. She longed for such an easy way to escape - an easy way for them all. And yet...

"No," she said. "Where is Biddy?"

Mae smiled again, but there was no mirth. It was full of wickedness and when Damselle blinked, she too could see the horns that curved back. The brown hair merely parted around the sharp horns.

"The Rider gazed into my mirror," Mae said. "Some gaze into my mirror and lose themselves in their desires. The children only gaze. I like to let them gaze before..."

Mae strode to the stove and threw a pinch from a large canister of dust and bright flames burst instantly to life. Then, she went to the baking table and began patting handfuls of flour upon the surface and sharpening various knives.

"Quick!," Ixby squeaked. "We have to leave. That stove is not for pies, Miss. I tried to tell you earlier. I think it's for...for people!"

Damselle's stomach turned several somersaults.

"I will not leave without Biddy if there is a way to get her out," she whispered. When she put her hand against the mirror again it no longer reached through. Again she said, "Biddy!" to no avail.

"What has become of Miss Reietta? Do you think that monster overcame her?"

Damselle didn't answer. She thought there was a very good chance that Mae had been hiding in the loft when they'd arrived and that she, Damselle, had sent Reietta to her doom, but she didn't think she could tell Ixby so.

Suddenly, Mae was there and she had seized poor Ixby around the middle and plucked him off Damselle's shoulder so fast he hadn't even flapped his wings. Damselle made to lunge for him but when she tried to grab him back, the awful woman in front of her squeezed Ixby harder.

"Gah!" cried Ixby at the same time Damselle yelled, "Stop!"

"Release him," she said, tears shining in her eyes.

"Oh no," said Mae with an awful grin. "It is not every day I get an appetizer with my dinner!"

"You horrible creature!" Damselle cried. "Biddy, please! Come back to us!" She pounded desperately on the glass, but it mattered not a bit.

Between gasps for air and grunts, Ixby managed, "Miss Damselle, run! Escape from this place, now!"

"She can't! She can't!" Mae said. "She who tastes my house's eaves is bound to stay and never leave!"

Ixby fell silent and looked at Damselle as Mae uncovered a pie pan, singing, "Little Icksy Bicksy pie!" while squeezing the little fellow around his tiny waist.

Suddenly, Damselle was reminded of the day she had met Biddy. Biddy had grabbed poor Ixby in the same way and called him "Icksy" just before they'd befriended her or even learned her name.

"'fore I joined the Red Riders, I was called Blanchette, on account of my mother liked to read old tales," she said. "Everyone calls me Biddy now, though."

She wasn't sure what made her do it. Perhaps it was inspiration. Maybe desperation. Either way, she yelled "Blanchette!" into the mirror and the scene went dark and the black-haired Biddy appeared pressed against the other side of the glass, fear in her eyes, but also the same dangerous anger she often saw in Biddy's eyes now.

"No!" Mae screeched, dropping Ixby fully into the mix she'd been preparing. She hurtled towards Damselle and dropped her head at the last minute so that Damselle felt she'd been hit by a carriage when the woman plowed into her. The breastplate had saved her skin!

The two toppled to the ground and Damselle rolled several feet towards the door before stopping. When she looked up, Reietta floated high above her with a delicate finger pressed to her own lips.

And amazingly strong hand grabbed her by her coat and dragged her to her feet.

"My brother, Kai, said you had a fairy for help," Mae said pressing Damselle against the wall. Her teeth looked more bucked than ever and a strange bit of hair seemed to be growing on her chin. "I see no fairy. I see only a Rider tempted by her own foolish fantasies, a useless little Ixby and a girl who thinks she is worthy to meet our Mother. Now I shall skip my appetizer and have my main course!"

She attempted to pull Damselle away, but Damselle caught hold of the doorknob and held fast.

"Fool girl! She who tastes my house's eaves..."

"I heard the first time!" Damselle yelled. "But I didn't taste any part of your horrible house! It wasn't me!"

And she pulled open the door to reveal a snarling wolf, waiting it seemed, for Damselle and her friends to emerge. Mae dropped Damselle and the animal leaped into the cottage and straight towards the woman covered in flour and food.

"Miss Damselle!" Ixby said as he flew towards the door. "What do we do?"

Damselle glanced at the mirror and saw the reflection of Biddy watching with her hands pressed against the glass.

"Stay here!" Damselle said and she ducked past the flailing forms of Mae and the ravenous wolf.

At the mirror she stared at Biddy and placed her hands palm to palm with the other woman. Then, she wished. And hard. Slowly, she let her hands slip through the cool glass and she felt the solid touch of Biddy's hands grab hold.

"Damselle!" cried Reietta, and she chanced a look to see that Mae had grabbed hold of a butcher's knife and had injured the wolf, though she had taken grievous injuries herself.

Damselle grabbed Biddy's wrists tight and pulled, and as her body came through, the mirror shattered into innumerable pieces. When she opened her eyes, she was holding the red-clad form of an old, gnarled Biddy.

"Come on Rider! Damselle!" Reietta ordered from outside the house, and they ran out and slammed the gingerbread door behind them.

"Bloody cannibalistic goat woman," Biddy said, breathing heavily. "What in all the Dunes of Darkness 'appened, anyway?"

"We shall fill you in later, Rider," Reietta said.

"Where's Ixby?" Damselle asked worriedly, though the question was answered by a shout from atop the house.

"Useless Ixby, am I?" Ixby shouted down the chimney pipe and dumped what appeared to be the entire canister of flame-making dust down the chimney, threw it over his shoulder and stuck a stone atop the pipe.

"Run!" Damselle shouted and they took off towards the ponds as the cottage exploded behind them, leaving the smell of burnt gingerbread in the air and reminding her of a few kitchen disasters of her own.

© Kiley M. Kellermeyer

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Damselle in Distress, Part 18: The Woman in the Mirror



To Damselle’s eyes, the little house was barely visible through the thick fog, yet the wolf seemed to have no trouble picking his way through the mist. Logically, the nearer they drew to the cottage, the better they should have been able to see it, yet even as they grew closer it remained shrouded in cloud.

“Who was that knight by the ponds?” Reietta asked as she flew alongside the wolf’s snout.

“He’s trouble!” said Ixby, rubbing a small knot on his head from where he’d had a run in with the knight’s gauntlet.

“Trouble at the least,” Damselle said shortly. The thought of Sir Leal made her angry - perhaps irrationally so - but she didn't dwell on that. “Let us focus on our quest, shall we? Biddy lies captive in this cottage, perhaps by a horned woman with the same powers Reietta and I faced in the east. Peter Grimm, too, has gone missing and he is our guide to the witch’s home, where we must travel to seek the second item on the list – a witch’s veil.”

“My but that is a lot to do,” Ixby said with a deep sigh. Then, he sat bolt upright and took several more deep sniffs.

“That aroma!” he squeaked. “It is enticing!”

Damselle sniffed at the air and caught the scent of baked goods, but recent experience told her following her nose could be quite a bad idea, indeed.

“Only bad comes of good smells in these Woods, Ixby.”

“This is not the same sort of scent,” Reietta said, “if Ixby and I can smell it, as well. Besides, the smell flows from the cottage, which we are now much to near to turn away from even if we wanted.”

Ixby hopped off Damselle’s shoulder and onto the wolf’s head, where he said, “The beast can smell it, as well! He is leaving a puddle of drool in this spot, Miss!”

Damselle felt a bit like drooling, too. In spite of herself, she was beginning to notice the smell and remember how long it had been since her last meal. She scrambled off the wolf’s back and narrowly missed the sticky drool-puddle.

“Well, there is no time like the present. Onward!” she said. “For Biddy!”

Damselle drew her dagger and charged through the mist and towards the cottage door, where she stopped and stared at the brown plaster walls. The roof was set in flat shingles and brightly colored spheres decorated the trim. The smell of sweetness was overwhelming, like pastries and sugar and tarts all rolled into one place.

The beastly canine tied to Reietta tugged at the fairy and tried to move for the cottage, sniffing madly. Damselle placed her hand on the red and white-striped doorknob for an instant before she said, "Oh!" in a moment of recognition.

"Miss?" Ixby said.

"That wonderful smell is not coming from within the house, it is coming from the house! Look, Ixby, this doorknob is made of peppermint candy," she said pulling her hand away. She had taken hold of the candied handle, and the sweat on her hand had caused the red swirls to come away on her skin, along with tiny sugar crystals. She did not taste, but she sniffed her hand and the cold scent of mint filled her nose.

"The...the house is made of c-candy?" Ixby said as he fluttered to the molding, which was made of chocolate frosting.

"No, unless I miss my guess, the actual house is made of gingerbread," said Damselle. She laid a palm against the brown wall, which was as warm as if it had just left the oven.

Can you release the wolf before we are in the house, Reietta?"

The fairy hesitated.

"I believe I could, but you should enter the house ahead of me to be certain."

Damselle sighed and grasped the door handle.

Biddy must be within these sugary walls, she thought desperately. Holding tight to the thought, she looked at Reietta and nodded.

In one slow but infinitesimal moment, Damselle seemed to see several things happen at once. The feathery leash that snaked from around Reietta to the captive wolf recoiled and shrank upwards towards her as the fairy shone a fierce, blinding shade of blue. Damselle had to look away as she turned the doorknob.

Nothing happened.

She tried again as Ixby pulled at her hair and shrieked, "Miss Damselle!"

Damselle spun and saw the wolf bounding towards them at top speed, mouth open, tongue lolling and spittle flying. Damselle and Ixby shrieked in unison.

Then, the wolf banked right and lunged at a chocolate bunny decorating a garden of candied roses. The snarling beast attacked and sank his teeth into the sweet creature. A second later, something clicked within the peppermint doorknob Damselle still held and when she turned it, the door opened.

Reietta shot past her and into the house, followed by a trembling Ixby and Damselle, who shut the door behind her. True, they didn't know what might be inside, but nothing good could come of the enormous wolf gaining entrance to the cottage. He had to have figured out that the rabbit was lacking meat, blood and bones by now.

"Well, this is not what I had imagined at all," Reietta said.

Damselle turned to inspect the small house and her jaw dropped open so far it cracked. The home's interior was not fashioned from candy, but held an enormous stove in the far corner. How that stove did not melt the outside of the house Damselle could only guess. Near to the door, a rough ladder descended from a loft not terribly high above the first floor. She attempted to see onto the second level, but the loft was consumed with darkness light appeared afraid to touch.

A table for baking preparations was set up next to the stove and was coated with a layer of flour. Shelves laiden with bowls, spoons and formidable cutlery lined the far wall and there, nesting a few feet away were the most bizarre chickens Damselle had ever seen. One looked as if it had been dyed violet, while another had golden feathers. Still another had no beak, but a snout not unlike a pig's.

"That is not natural. Not natural at all," Ixby muttered.

"But where is the inhabitant of this dwelling?" Reietta asked as she inspected a cookbook shelf next to an ancient-looking, full length mirror.

"I do not know, but if she - or it - is not here, we should search for Biddy now," Damselle suggested. "Ixby, fly up to the loft and see if our Rider is up there. Reietta, go to..."

She was cut off by Ixby, who made a sound somewhere between a sob and a cough.

"Are you alright, Ixby?"

"Oh, yes, Miss," he croaked. "It is only that, well, the loft. It is very dark."

"You used to live in a well!"

"They get very good light."

"You can use your Ixby-vision," she pointed out.

"Oh," he said sadly. "That. Right. It's just that it...it seems very foreboding and ominous, don't you think?"

"For Oberon's sake!" Reietta cried. "I will fly to the loft!"

And so she did, while Ixby and Damselle set about looking for clues to Biddy's whereabouts in the rest of the gingerbread house.

Ixby steered well clear of the unusual fowl and explored shelves and cubby holes nervously, using a quill he'd found to poke and prod corners before he peered in himself. Damselle began opening draws in a moldering old desk and shuffling through papers. Eventually she even popped open an old trunk against her better judgement, though the only things inside were a bunch of children's clothes and shoes and an occasional dolly or teddy bear.

With a heavy sigh, she closed the trunk and walked to the old mirror. It had been so long since she'd beheld her own reflection she was surprised to see the face in front of her. Her red hair was messier than ever and flecked with the grime of the pond she'd plunged into. Her cheeks were just a bit sun-darkened, but also smudged with mud.

She thought she looked different than she had before entering the woods - not because she now wore boots, coat and breeches (though she did rather like how the snug pants fit) - but because her eyes seemed to burn like pale green fire.

Movement in the mirror caught her eye and she whirled to face the room as she fumbled to draw her dagger. The room, however, remained empty. Damselle turned back to the mirror and saw movement within it again, somehow deeper than the reflection she cast.

A raven-haired woman, laughing merrily, spread a bright red blanket atop a plush hilltop that was most certainly not in the little cottage. She spun and her dress glinted in the sunlight, though Damselle could not imagine where that sunlight might be coming from, dark as it was in the room. And the woman was in a mirror, for all the Star's sake! She was a bizarre, living reflection!

The reflection stopped spinning and sat upon the blanket where she threw her head back and laughed again and Damselle felt her stomach sink to her feet and her heat leap into her throat. She had seen that black hair and button nose before - in another mirror, in another instance when someone else had been gazing into it.

And she spoke to the mirror.

"Biddy?"

© Kiley M. Kellermeyer

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Damselle in Distress, Part 17: The Nature of Things


Damselle gasped and recoiled as the pale hand pulled her towards the water. She fought with all her might, but the mysterious fist was strong.

“Let me go!” she shouted as the ends of her hair fell into the water. “Please!”

The hand let go so suddenly Damselle nearly fell into the pool out of mere shock. She scrambled back from the edge breathing heavily.

“A close encounter,” said Ixby, who was also gasping for breath. He was so shaken, in fact, that when he attempted to land upon a rock he slid and tumbled backward.

Giggles erupted around the pool.

“I’m a bit frightened, Miss Damselle. You shouldn't laugh.”

“That wasn’t me, Ixby. Hush!”

Damselle stood with more clanking of her armor.

“That’s no knight. It’s just a girl!” a woman’s voice called.

Damselle spun and said, “Wh-who’s there?”

“Wh-who!” sang a voice from the little lake behind her.

“It’s not a knight or a girl. It’s an owl!” said another unseen voice.

Another peel of laughter swirled from the waters.

“Show yourselves, cowards!” Damselle said much more courageously than she felt. She was not sure she wanted to see where these voices were coming from.

There was a splash from behind and someone said, “Oh, cowards, are we?”

Damselle turned back to the lake she had nearly been dragged into and saw, in the middle of the lake, a mermaid with smooth, ghost-white skin. Bands of weeds were wrapped around her to keep her decent – though Damselle still felt embarrassed – and her face had a youthful, mischievous look about it. Her eyes were green and her hair was brown, yet it was braided in many places with moss and seaweed. Only just below her waist and at her wrists and hands did Damselle see any sign of scales.

“I-I-I…”

“I did not know mermaids still dwelt within the Woods!” Ixby exclaimed.

The mermaid raised her eyebrows.

“We have not all forsaken our true lives for the dullness of mortality,” she said coldly. “Some do not let wicked men lure them out of the water.”

“But I heard your race had gone extinct,” said Ixby

“Extinct!” exclaimed the mermaid. “We are alive as you. Alive as her,” she said with contemptuous nod towards Damselle. “We are much more alive than the rotting bones which lie beyond the gates, and much more alive than the bodies of the men we pull beneath these waters.”

“You drown men?” Damselle gasped.

“Oh yes! It’s splendid fun,” the mermaid said. “Very satisfying.”

Damselle eyed the glistening creature warily before she asked, “Do you drown only men?”

“What fun would it be to drown anything else?” asked the mermaid earnestly.

Damselle chewed her lip. Horrified as she was, she felt relieved the mermaids didn't seemed to have snatched Biddy as she passed by in her entranced state.

“Right, well come on, Ixby. We must find Biddy, and Reietta seems, ah, tied up with the wolf for the time being. Let’s leave these...ladies...be.”

A blonde mermaid popped out of the water just a foot from Damselle, grabbed hold of her boot lace and said, “Oh, stay! It’s been ages since a new creature has come to visit!”

“I’m not a creature,” Damselle said yanking the lace away. “I’m a girl - a woman."

"How terribly boring!" said the first mermaid with a yawn.

"Yes, you'd be much more interesting if you were a man," said the blonde.

"You mean interesting as long as you were drowning me," Damselle said.

"Naturally."

"There's nothing natural about that!" Damselle exclaimed, and Ixby said, "But it is their nature, Miss."

"Poppycock," she replied. "Biddy is caught in a spell and in dire need of our help. We must find her and we're wasting time with these...these...man-murderers."

She turned and stepped onward but her left foot caught in midair, or so she thought, until she saw a third mermaid had grabbed her ankle from the adjacent pond. Her grip was like that of a strongman's!

"Oh, don't pull her in, Lyran," the blonde said hoisting herself partially upon the narrow path. Beautiful, blue-green scales shone despite the lack of sun. "What would you do with a girl? And such an ugly one, at that?"

"This friend of yours wears a scarlet cloak, no?" asked Lyran.

Damselle's heartbeat quickened.

"Yes!" she said. "Yes. A red cloak. Can you tell me which way she went?"

Lyran said something so quietly Damselle didn't catch it.

"What was that?"

Again she mumbled and Damselle bent lower to the mermaid to hear what she was saying. Fast as lightning, Lyran grabbed hold of Damselle's arm and yanked her forward so that she saw the crystalline water zooming towards her face and heard Ixby screech. But, before she hit the water, a magnificent feat of strength grabbed hold of her foot and pulled her backwards. The alternate energy seemed to catch Lyran off guard too, for Damselle had traveled halfway back over the path before she stopped completely.

"Stop, stop. Oh, please stop!" cried Ixby, flying around in utter hysterics.

Damselle lifted her face off the ground and spit out a mouthful of dirt to see she had become the object of an obscure game of tug of war - Lyran in one pond and the blonde mermaid in the other.

"You've captured a mortal more recently than we, Gerra" Lyran spat over the top of Damselle's head. "It is only fair we take the next."

"That was over 50 years ago," said Gerra with a tug on Damselle's boot. "None has made it past the gate since."

Damselle thought about untying her bootlace, but decided that the absurd fight was the only thing keeping her above water. Instead, she turned to Ixby.

"Fly to Reietta, Ixby. See if she can control the wolf long enough to help here."

Once he flew away, she was very much alone with the two mermaids. They pouted and scowled at each other and attempted to surprise each other by yanking Damselle's arm or leg at odd moments. Damselle kept her head turned so her nose did not rub the dirt, but all the back and forth was making her muscles ache.

"Why do you look at it as a victory for each pond?" she asked after a particularly violent pull from Gerra. "Wouldn't each mortal drowned be a trophy for mermaidkind?"

"They should not get to have more fun on that side!" growled Lyran.

"You child! The strongest maiden always wins," said Gerra.

"What if you both could win?" Damselle shouted over their bickering.

"We will not saw you in half, Girl," Lyran said.

"You will not have to," Damselle said, thinking hard. "Once I rescue my friend, we will return this way and I'm sure you can snatch us both. One for each."

"We shall not release you now, Mortal," Gerra said.

"But why?" Damselle said. "Why take only one trophy when you could have two? You shan't get the second unless I spirit her away from her current peril. We cannot fly above the ponds and how could we get past you? You are both much too fast."

Damselle twisted to watch Lyran and Gerra share a look.

"The idea is sound," Lyran said.

"Yes, I suppose..." Gerra began, but Damselle never learned what she was going to suppose, for suddenly a man darted around the pond and straight for the trio. Damselle watched a sword hilt swoop toward Gerra before she could protest and the next thing she knew she was completely submerged in Lyran's pond.

Ghostly green faces stared up at her from far away, but it took only a moment to realize they were swimming towards her with grins upon their faces. Damselle floundered around searching for the top of the water, the heavy armor weighing her down. She'd taken intense swimming lessons after she'd nearly been drowned by grindylows at age 13, and Damselle was sure it was this that saved her from the mermaids.


She broke the surface by a patch of cattails. Spluttering and shivering, she hauled herself out of the water as she heard laughs floating on the wind.

"Dunes!" she hissed.

"Ah ha!" said a voice from behind. "You are safe! I have succeeded in saving you from your peril!"

Damselle whirled to face the man who had nearly caused her to drown and found herself facing the most unimpressive knight she had ever seen. He was only just taller than she and though he wore armor, she could tell by his face he was scrawny - especially after time spent with Peter Grimm. He seemed to be attempting to grow a beard that only sprouted in some places and his nose was too big for his face. Only big dark eyes - which gave him the look of a sad puppy - seemed right for him.

"What under the Stars do you think you were doing, you cobbleheaded ninny?" she shrieked.

The knight looked behind him and to both sides, as if trying to figure out who she was speaking to, and said, "Why, I was freeing you from the hands of those fiendish water devils, my Lady, of course."

"Freeing me? I was about to free myself before you showed up and knocked me into the water."

"You were in their clutches, my Lady!" he said. "I had to fight them off!"

"I had almost talked them out of killing me," she snapped, "but I suppose talking is a concept foreign to Brave Knights."

"You flatter me, Dear Lady. I am not a Brave Knight, for I have not yet ascended the ranks," he said. "I am but a simply knight not yet suited for important missions. Yet I am questing in the Woods to prove my valor. I had hoped to find the fearsome Jabberwock afoot, but, alas! The beast hath eluded me!"

The knight flung up his arms dramatically and Damselle heard a tiny oof! as the Ixby had unfortunately attempted to fly over the man's shoulder at that moment and been battered away.

"Who goes there?" the knight cried, brandishing his sword.

Damselle scowled and stalked over to Ixby, who lay dazed on the ground. She scooped him up and sat him on her shoulder, nestled into her thick hair.

"Now, my Lady, I shall escort thee to my steed and again to safety. This sinister place is much to dangerous for a woman of your beauty."

Damselle blushed in spite of herself, but was saved any necessary response when Reietta's chiming voice broke in, "I have mastered the connection once more. Would you like to ride?"

The sparkling fairy appeared tethered to the wolf by her feathery leash, and to Damselle's intense satisfaction the knight seemed very uneasy.

"You shall not escort me to your steed," Damselle said as she climbed upon the wolf's back once more. "I have a steed and a quest of my own. Fare thee well, Sir - Sir..."

"Leal! But, my Lady! I must keep you from harm, it is my duty. My nature!"

"I have a duty of my own, Sir Leal," Damselle said. "Come, Reietta. Move this beast quickly. Biddy cannot wait any longer!"

And they left they knight behind and galloped towards the cottage swathed in mist.

© Kiley M. Kellermeyer